Kidology - An Ode to Dew

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Title:	An Ode to Dew
Author/Source:	Karl Bastian
Topic:	Mountain Dew
Summary:	The Kidologist stayed up waaaaaaay to late one night and wrote this poem... no, it has nothing to do with children's ministry - except that Dew has kept the Kidologist up late enough to come up with much of what is on this site!
An Ode to Dew Do I have my Dew? I do! Do I do my Dew? I do! I do my Dew, And Dew my do, I cannot do Without my Dew. For when I Dew I better do, So when I must do I do Dew too! Without my Dew, I cannot do, I cannot do, Without my Dew. So I Dew It's true, It's true! It's true that I will Do my Dew, But I will Dew my do too! Yes! To my Dew, I am true, To my Dew, And not a few! Do I do a Dew? Do I do two Dews? Two Dews I do! Two Dews I do! I do two Dews Yes, it's true! When I do a Dew or two, Then I do another Dew, Another Dew I do it's true, The Dews I do are not a few! If do a Dew that's not so new Then do Dews on Dews on Dews, To undo Dew that wasn't new, For do not do Dews that are not new! A true Dew? Not new? Not true! Dew not new? Do NOT Do! Do not do a Dew not new! Well, I did my Dew, My Dew I did, My Dew is empty, My Dew is rid. I did rid my Dew I did. Can't do Dew if Dew is did! If Dew is did, no more to drink, Then no more poem I can think. If no more think from no more drink, Then no more Dew to run my head, I did the Dew, now do the bed. The Dewologist Copyright 2003 All Rights I Dew Reserve.


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